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[CountVascular]

NOT FOR THE LADIES! STOP READING UNLESS YOU HAVE NUTS AND WILL UNDERSTAND..........(no offense to our members who have smallnuts either!)

Ok, so here I am in Thailand, a fantastic place to nip down for the weekend, to get a little r and r ......i mean r and t! (and for the youth here if you dont know what r/t is, ask yo daddies)....

Now onto my third week of eq and test e, its slow in coming, I know, but the effects on the old libido are there....Maybe it is all in my head..but what can I say, I mean there ARE no words to describe the feeling of having one girl with her tongue in your ass, and another choking on your python...Ever seen a snake eat an ostrich egg???? :D and you wonder why I live in Asia.....

[bod1ggity]

NOT FOR THE LADIES! STOP READING UNLESS YOU HAVE NUTS AND WILL UNDERSTAND..........(no offense to our members who have smallnuts either!)

Ok, so here I am in Thailand, a fantastic place to nip down for the weekend, to get a little r and r ......i mean r and t! (and for the youth here if you dont know what r/t is, ask yo daddies)....

Now onto my third week of eq and test e, its slow in coming, I know, but the effects on the old libido are there....Maybe it is all in my head..but what can I say, I mean there ARE no words to describe the feeling of having one girl with her tongue in your ass, and another choking on your python...Ever seen a snake eat an ostrich egg???? :D and you wonder why I live in Asia.....
Thailand is definantly an interesting trip, you can buy someone for about $8 (american)... for the entire day. It was great, I had them buying me food, cooking for me, we even had them strip down and we put syrup on them and thew bread at them trying to make it stick... one hell of a game. Where did you go too Bangkok, Pattya, Phuket?

[datuca]

Have you seen the movie Hostel. The director (tim roth) got the idea from Thailand where anyone can buy a person to torture and kill. They say half the money goes to the family of the person willing to sacrifice his/her life. People who are willing to sacrifice their lives are very poor and sufering from deadly deceases like AIDS, cancer, etc. and about to die anyways. I am not sure how much of this is true. But its insane.
By the way, Hostel part II is releasing in US today. Damn it, it will never be released here though!

[da-sol]

Have you seen the movie Hostel. The director (tim roth) got the idea from Thailand where anyone can buy a person to torture and kill. They say half the money goes to the family of the person willing to sacrifice his/her life. People who are willing to sacrifice their lives are very poor and sufering from deadly deceases like AIDS, cancer, etc. and about to die anyways. I am not sure how much of this is true. But its insane.
By the way, Hostel part II is releasing in US today. Damn it, it will never be released here though!

Hostel part II is not as good as the first, but I still love it. Lots of nude women(Yea boy). It was released all over the net two weeks ago.

[Tyrone]

NOT FOR THE LADIES! STOP READING UNLESS YOU HAVE NUTS AND WILL UNDERSTAND..........(no offense to our members who have smallnuts either!)

Ok, so here I am in Thailand, a fantastic place to nip down for the weekend, to get a little r and r ......i mean r and t! (and for the youth here if you dont know what r/t is, ask yo daddies)....

Now onto my third week of eq and test e, its slow in coming, I know, but the effects on the old libido are there....Maybe it is all in my head..but what can I say, I mean there ARE no words to describe the feeling of having one girl with her tongue in your ass, and another choking on your python...Ever seen a snake eat an ostrich egg???? :D and you wonder why I live in Asia.....

NICE! If I'm ever single again I'm going to Thailand:D;)

[bod1ggity]

Have you seen the movie Hostel. The director (tim roth) got the idea from Thailand where anyone can buy a person to torture and kill. They say half the money goes to the family of the person willing to sacrifice his/her life. People who are willing to sacrifice their lives are very poor and sufering from deadly deceases like AIDS, cancer, etc. and about to die anyways. I am not sure how much of this is true. But its insane.
By the way, Hostel part II is releasing in US today. Damn it, it will never be released here though!

That is all a rumor, the movie did get started when Eli Roth adn Quinten T saw an ad for "kill vacations" in thailand, where you could supposedly pay to kill someone, none of it was ever proven or explored however.

[kevin3987]

NOT FOR THE LADIES! STOP READING UNLESS YOU HAVE NUTS AND WILL UNDERSTAND..........(no offense to our members who have smallnuts either!)

Ok, so here I am in Thailand, a fantastic place to nip down for the weekend, to get a little r and r ......i mean r and t! (and for the youth here if you dont know what r/t is, ask yo daddies)....

Now onto my third week of eq and test e, its slow in coming, I know, but the effects on the old libido are there....Maybe it is all in my head..but what can I say, I mean there ARE no words to describe the feeling of having one girl with her tongue in your ass, and another choking on your python...Ever seen a snake eat an ostrich egg???? :D and you wonder why I live in Asia.....
A fly' hop in that plane of yours & come meet me at the airport' i'm in week 5 of sust & deca and the sound of some thai chick trying to swollow my fatty sound's so good I need to rub one out just thinking about it':D

[hismadnessty]

Thai Chicks are hot. I lived there for 3 1/2 months and i couldn't get enough of them.

The downside: 75% of the prostitutes in Bangkok are HIV positive.

[sTaTic]

The downside: 75% of the prostitutes in Bangkok are HIV positive.

:eek: Ill pass!

[brittthomas]

:eek: Ill pass!

pASS on that too ,stick to the GA Peaches

[Ejay123]

fuck that im neva going there now.... that fucking nasty...

[alan1973]

while stationed in northern japan a LONG time ago when the AF still had a base in the PI, I had a friend who would "Hop" (free military flights)every summer there for a week. he said for $100 he would live like a king and have 2 different hot chicks there every night in his hotel room. I was not too keen on traveling but when i did finally make plans to go with him the following summer, they closed down the base. I was nearly in tears!!!

[datuca]

I have been there once. Bangkok is ok, I found pattaya and ko samui much more fun. Better beaches, cheaper hotels, better women.
I was really surprised with the number of prostitutes there. Was chatting with a local guy in bar and asked him how do you marry a woman here? Most of them are prostitutes, how do you know the girl you are marrying was not a whore before? He just gave me a dirty look and walked away.

[kevin3987]

I have been there once. Bangkok is ok, I found pattaya and ko samui much more fun. Better beaches, cheaper hotels, better women.
I was really surprised with the number of prostitutes there. Was chatting with a local guy in bar and asked him how do you marry a woman here? Most of them are prostitutes, how do you know the girl you are marrying was not a whore before? He just gave me a dirty look and walked away.
Can't turn a HOE":eek: ..... into a housewife;)

[CountVascular]

Back from Thailand.......

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Ace, I come from Africa and we have a saying "you cant get aids if you already have it"

and dont worry, 75% of the woman are actually men, so you end up being a poofter anyway...

I am happy to spend my baht simpsons with the remaining 25% :D

[tatteredxangelx]

lmao, thats a serious downside too ... i had a tongue in my ass and my sclong in a girls mouth and it is everything flyguy says it is, but i didnt pay for anything more than a bottle of vodka

[sTaTic]

lmao, thats a serious downside too ... i had a tongue in my ass and my sclong in a girls mouth and it is everything flyguy says it is, but i didnt pay for anything more than a bottle of vodka

it doesnt count when its a guys tongue though. I would have paid the money :D

[bod1ggity]

it doesnt count when its a guys tongue though. I would have paid the money :D
Bumping anything is better than Tyrones tounge in your ass... ask Kaiser.

[Matt Rock]

haha, jesus christ... this forum definitely is informative... on all fronts! :)

[CountVascular]

it doesnt count when its a guys tongue though. I would have paid the money :D

You would have paid the money for a guys tongue in yo ass Static..I am SO disappointed! Your ASS thread had lost ALL credit....:D tho I reckon Martek has seen enough tung-in-bum action for us all :-) (sorry Martek, I could not help myself - be strong dude!)

But truth be told Static, if you have notched up the all that great ass in that thread, ace, you could never be a turd burglar! :D

[CountVascular]

lmao, thats a serious downside too ... i had a tongue in my ass and my sclong in a girls mouth and it is everything flyguy says it is, but i didnt pay for anything more than a bottle of vodka

Vodka is SO expensive in Thailand tho......

I had a "feature" evening with two mates and 7 colombian girls once..Now that was an evening I aint EVER sharing with my future wife :-)
Never thought I would say it, but it sure gets frustrating running out of things to stick into chicks...4 girls at once is a fuck load of holes to fill...but I would do it again in a heartbeat......Did I say I LOVE ASIA

[datuca]

I know what you are talking about. I had two (sisters, not twins) one night when I was there and it was heaven. Luckily that was my last night there cause my dick was sore the next day.

[sTaTic]

hahahha you read my shit all wrong... bastid!!! :D dont forget.... I LIKE GIRL ASS!!!!

[Theatrix]

Just can't get into this thread anymore after that 75% HIV comment! No how good it it!

[alan1973]

I know what you are talking about. I had two (sisters, not twins) one night when I was there and it was heaven. Luckily that was my last night there cause my dick was sore the next day.

you know, you can get a shot for that:p

[CountVascular]

I know what you are talking about. I had two (sisters, not twins) one night when I was there and it was heaven. Luckily that was my last night there cause my dick was sore the next day.

hey, that sure beats waking up with a fucker of a hangover, a 10 baht note crunched up in your hand, no recollection of the previous night, and a condom hangin outta yo ass.....

NOW that would be a reason to be lucky to be out of there....a sore dick is the sign you had a good time in thigh-land...... :D