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NINJAmetrosexual
04-30-2007, 02:49 PM
well last nigth a thief entered in my house, and he stole a jelwery box that contained ALL MY NOLVA and some D-bol tabs and 2 stealth tet prop sachets from ailin I chased him but he got up a truck whit his friends...

what shoul I do now?

1)I'm in my 4th week of 100 Mg EOD test prop cycle,

2)I have enougth test prop for 2 more weeks and arround 6 weeks of D-bol at 50mg

now I have 2 plans:

PLAN A: oder from Alin, and start to use D-bol when my test runs off until my order is delivered so I will not loose my gains while I wait fr the nolvadex.(if you sugest plan A which will be the rigth dosage??)(the firs time I order from alin, it took 6 weeks and the second time 3)

PLAN B: I wanna know if some of you guys know a site to get nolva whit ULTtrafast shipping I'm scared to loose my gains....the 2 times I ordered from alin it took 4 and 6 weeks for my orders to be delivered, and I need the nolva rigth away since I only have 2 weeks of test prop. PM me please.

Martek
04-30-2007, 03:08 PM
well last nigth a thief entered in my house, and he stole a jelwery box that contained ALL MY NOLVA and some D-bol tabs and 2 stealth tet prop sachets from ailin I chased him but he got up a truck whit his friends...

what shoul I do now?

1)I'm in my 4th week of 100 Mg EOD test prop cycle,

2)I have enougth test prop for 2 more weeks and arround 6 weeks of D-bol at 50mg

now I have 2 plans:

PLAN A: oder from Alin, and start to use D-bol when my test runs off until my order is delivered so I will not loose my gains while I wait fr the nolvadex.(if you sugest plan A which will be the rigth dosage??)(the firs time I order from alin, it took 6 weeks and the second time 3)

PLAN B: I wanna know if some of you guys know a site to get nolva whit ULTtrafast shipping I'm scared to loose my gains....the 2 times I ordered from alin it took 4 and 6 weeks for my orders to be delivered, and I need the nolva rigth away since I only have 2 weeks of test prop. PM me please.

Fuck thats crazy! If it were me, i'd chase them, FUCK THEM UP for sure. I had that happen once and the guy didn't come close to escaping me at all.. I broke his nose and sent him to the hospital, then Prison. Was nice. Did you get the license plate number? I'd memorize that shit too. You say you are taking NOLVA in the middle of your cycle?? Why aren't you waiting til the end of your cycle bro? You should ONLY take Nolva in mid cycle if you are showing any side effects, Gyno etc.. If you are not seeing sides then dont take nolva until end of cycle.

FordTurboDiesel
04-30-2007, 03:14 PM
HUH? Thats gotta be the friggin craziest thing Ive heard yet.

Martek
04-30-2007, 03:16 PM
HUH? Thats gotta be the friggin craziest thing Ive heard yet.

you can say that again.

joe_black
04-30-2007, 08:15 PM
I hope he takes it all at one time! LOL

What a dipshit, this moron was willing to risk getting his ass shot, killed or in jail over a couple hundred dollars of juice??? WTF is wrong with people.

fr8lnr01
04-30-2007, 09:58 PM
What is the world coming to, when a metrosexual ninja can't defend his own stash? Gone are the days of true ninja warrior!

Martek
04-30-2007, 10:07 PM
What is the world coming to, when a metrosexual ninja can't defend his own stash? Gone are the days of true ninja warrior!

LMAO!! IM DYING OVER HERE LOL!! Thats classic. My stuff will be kept right in my nightstand about 1 foot from me. I hear one thing go in it, I push a cool little button and my room door shuts automatically AND my windows shut and lock as well. After that the light turns on when the room is secure and its time to play with the thief and make sure he gets his.

SwoleTexasKid
04-30-2007, 11:35 PM
What is the world coming to, when a metrosexual ninja can't defend his own stash? Gone are the days of true ninja warrior!

lol :D

ranger235
04-30-2007, 11:40 PM
What is the world coming to, when a metrosexual ninja can't defend his own stash? Gone are the days of true ninja warrior!

LOL - metrosexual!?!? Ninja!?!? Jewlery box!?!? Jeez I'm glad I live in the middle of fuckin no where. :D

FordTurboDiesel
05-01-2007, 12:21 AM
Hrm. It is a good point.

He should have beat the guy with his IZOD sweater, or maced him with some POLO.
I'd think a metrosexual ninja would have a fine selection of new age gadgetry to fight with.
Just think of the MANEUVERABILITY you get with boat shoes.

Martek
05-01-2007, 01:23 AM
LOL - metrosexual!?!? Ninja!?!? Jewlery box!?!? Jeez I'm glad I live in the middle of fuckin no where. :D

LOL, im dying over man lol, this shyt is funny as $#^#$%

lola26
05-01-2007, 08:07 AM
hahahaha... some ninja...?

jtat326
05-01-2007, 09:48 AM
That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. Sounds like a job for the fab guys from Queer Eye.

OuchThatHurts
05-01-2007, 10:08 AM
Damn thieves! Always plundering homes late at night in their endless quest for holy nolvadex.... damn... this is a funny thread!

Martek
05-01-2007, 12:15 PM
Damn thieves! Always plundering homes late at night in their endless quest for holy nolvadex.... damn... this is a funny thread!


LMAO!!!!!! Haha yeah this is close to Arby's thread.. man where do these guys come up with this shit??!

NINJAmetrosexual
05-01-2007, 01:44 PM
LOL !
but seriously, should I ue D-bol afther my test runs out? until I get my nolva????

OuchThatHurts
05-01-2007, 08:11 PM
LOL !
but seriously, should I ue D-bol afther my test runs out? until I get my nolva????Your gains, much like a ninja, will disappear no matter what you do. Why? Because although ninjas can walk the razors edge of insanity, the y cannot match their AAS skills to their supreme fighting skills. That's why they fight so well. They lose dballs and can't defent their nolva against plundering thieves so they go out at night and kick someone in dballs.

I can't tell you the amount of ninjas that have darkened my door, begging for tamoxifen citrate and HCG so that they can once again, plunder their wive's vagina in the dark of night. I help the ninjas out and do the plundering for them because I care about the ninjas.;)

Hell I once plundered the ninja by accident! Because, unlike ninjas, I can't see for shit in the dark. It was strange too because the ninja must have had special dark powers because he knew my name screaming "OuchThatHurts, OuchThatHurts!"

Tyrone
05-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Your gains, much like a ninja, will disappear no matter what you do. Why? Because ninja's are famous for not knowing what the hell they are doing when they start using AAS. That's why they fight so well. They lose dballs and can't defent their nolva against plundering thieves so they go out at night and kick someone in dballs.

I can't tell you the amount of ninjas that have darkened my door, begging for tamoxifen citrate and HCG so that they can once again, plunder their wive's vagina in the dark of night. I help the ninjas out and do the plundering for them because I care about the ninjas.;)

OMG!LMAO:D:D
This is TOO FUNNY!:D

jtat326
05-01-2007, 09:11 PM
OTH you are one sick twisted funny as hell individual.

OuchThatHurts
05-01-2007, 09:20 PM
OTH you are one sick twisted funny as hell individual.I am sometimes but I assure each of you, as any ninja can attest, I never plunder without leaving behind a few tablespoons of my finest "home brew"

p.s. omg lmao!!!:D

Tyrone
05-01-2007, 09:21 PM
I am sometimes but I assure each of you, as any ninja can attest, I never plunder without leaving behind a few tablespoons of my finest "home brew"

p.s. omg lmao!!!:D

LMAO! WTF!:D:D:D

fr8lnr01
05-01-2007, 09:52 PM
Holy shit, that hurts.

Martek
05-02-2007, 12:06 AM
Your gains, much like a ninja, will disappear no matter what you do. Why? Because although ninjas can walk the razors edge of insanity, the y cannot match their AAS skills to their supreme fighting skills. That's why they fight so well. They lose dballs and can't defent their nolva against plundering thieves so they go out at night and kick someone in dballs.

I can't tell you the amount of ninjas that have darkened my door, begging for tamoxifen citrate and HCG so that they can once again, plunder their wive's vagina in the dark of night. I help the ninjas out and do the plundering for them because I care about the ninjas.;)

Hell I once plundered the ninja by accident! Because, unlike ninjas, I can't see for shit in the dark. It was strange too because the ninja must have had special dark powers because he knew my name screaming "OuchThatHurts, OuchThatHurts!"

LOL, thats hilari-F$%$#^-ous

lola26
05-02-2007, 05:42 AM
maybe it was a bit harsh, but still, he is a ninja!

bod1ggity
05-02-2007, 05:56 AM
hey metrofag ninja; post of a copy of the police report if you dont mind. of course, block out your address!

i call bullshit, plain and simple!!!!!
Watch it lola, MeterosexualNinjas can kill you in the blink of an eye... he can strangle you with a Dolce&Gabbana neck tie before you can even scream or Mallet you with his latest necklace from the David Yurmin collection...



yah I read GQ, so blow me...

sid2387
05-02-2007, 06:07 AM
all bullshit aside there are plenty of research chemical companies w/ nolva that have fast shipping, muscle chemisty dot com; anabolic reviiew's store; and my favorite so far innovative-research dot net

OuchThatHurts
05-02-2007, 06:16 AM
Watch it lola, MeterosexualNinjas can kill you in the blink of an eye... he can strangle you with a Dolce&Gabbana neck tie before you can even scream or Mallet you with his latest necklace from the David Yurmin collection...He speaks the truth! I once saw a guy get manicured...to death!!! It wasn't pretty. I still have nightmares.

I didn't believe him at first either because why would a ninja need jewelry? But then, of course, I realized that this was no mere ninja. It was a metrogayninja!... no self-respecting metrogayninja would hop from rooftop to rooftop under cover of darkness without a nice ankle bracelet! Duh! Then, from the blackness of night our hero can unhook the bracelet, slashing furiously at his victim. That is, until the victim, caught unaware, shatters our ninja hero's spine into splinters.

...oh, and then I urinate on him.

Martek
05-02-2007, 06:17 AM
He speaks the truth! I once saw a guy get manicured...to death!!! It wasn't pretty. I still have nightmares.

I didn't believe him at first either because why would a ninja need jewelry? But then, of course, I realized that this was no mere ninja. It was a metrogayninja!... no self-respecting metrogayninja would hop from rooftop to rooftop under cover of darkness without a nice ankle bracelet! Duh! Then, from the blackness of night our hero can unhook the bracelet, slashing furiously at his victim. That is, until the victim, caught unaware, shatters our ninja hero's spine into splinters.

...oh, and then I urinate on him.


hahahhahahahaha

lola26
05-02-2007, 08:38 AM
hilarious!!!!

bod1ggity
05-02-2007, 08:59 AM
I wonder if he is a Minja? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehQo7s_02sc