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ectomatt
03-08-2007, 01:16 PM
I have an update on the non working paperbol.... it would seem its not the paperbols fault but more my tum tums fault... i have parasites and worms in my stomach. haha... no shit... i had quite a few tests done and these little buggers are eatin all the good shit that my body needs to build muscle... so i'm on an 8 week stint of some disgusting tasting drinks and then i get re tested and i'll let ya's know how i'm going

Cracker
03-08-2007, 01:35 PM
I have an update on the non working paperbol.... it would seem its not the paperbols fault but more my tum tums fault... i have parasites and worms in my stomach. haha... no shit... i had quite a few tests done and these little buggers are eatin all the good shit that my body needs to build muscle... so i'm on an 8 week stint of some disgusting tasting drinks and then i get re tested and i'll let ya's know how i'm going

That sucks.

drob29
03-08-2007, 06:36 PM
That sucks.

and thats just gross. wow dude, bugs it your stomach?? give me the willies just thinking about it. uuuuuguggghghgh....

jstforme
03-08-2007, 08:14 PM
yeah that is just discusting lol

Deppe
03-08-2007, 09:35 PM
So now you have a worm with huge muscles because of the paperbol ;)

ranger235
03-09-2007, 01:09 AM
Thats gruesome man. Out side of someplace like Calcutta I've never heard of folks gettin em. I worm my horses 4x a year - one $14 tube of worm paste from the feed store squirted down their throat and they're good to go. :D

frisco kid
03-09-2007, 02:00 AM
How the hell did you get a worm in ya?

Just asking so I do the same.

JDL125
03-09-2007, 04:38 AM
Put a condom on your tounge next time you go down on a dirt-leg !

ectomatt
03-09-2007, 05:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHA come on guys my worm has feelings... as for how get them i don't kno and don't wanna kno. i'm in aus and don't live on the street so i eat good quality food but he did say has probably been there for years.... thats disgusting.... and how is it gunna get out? thats even more disgusting... and he gunna be fully loaded with paperbol.. haha

Alin
03-09-2007, 07:44 AM
I have an update on the non working paperbol.... it would seem its not the paperbols fault but more my tum tums fault... i have parasites and worms in my stomach. haha... no shit... i had quite a few tests done and these little buggers are eatin all the good shit that my body needs to build muscle... so i'm on an 8 week stint of some disgusting tasting drinks and then i get re tested and i'll let ya's know how i'm going

how did you find this out? is there a special test you can get done?

ironfreak83
03-09-2007, 12:32 PM
how did you find this out? is there a special test you can get done?

yeah i'm curious as well. there's no telling how many of us have fuckin worms and shit inside of us. who knows the tapeworm living in my stomach might be the next mr olympia from all the d bol lol.

Cracker
03-09-2007, 01:40 PM
Put a condom on your tounge next time you go down on a dirt-leg !

Thats funny and nasty. LOL

ectomatt
03-09-2007, 03:53 PM
Well how they found out i guess is still room for speculation but me being an electrician it made heaps of sence to me... they connect this thing to my right hand and theres a probe thing (no not that kind of probe boys) and they like tune into frequencys in your body, its a long winded excersice that i guess you could say is alot of smoke and mirrors to take my money but without me saying certain things he hit it on the head like with testing certain fats in my body they were in a minus number and he's like i bet your tired all the time.... no shit i'm tired no matter what... like it would be easy to sit back and say thats bullshit and his machine is no more than a money making scheme but at least this makes sense i'm sick of everyone saying your eating wrong your training wrong your this or that... like little things might be off in my training and eating but so was lou ferrigno's i'm sure... so i'm sticking with it for now and only time will tell... if it doesnt work well no harm done but for now its just me and my worm.

ectomatt
03-09-2007, 04:43 PM
Oh and there was something else he said to me that made me believe this disgusting shit... on his test he did a protein in the stomach versus protein in the muscle... the scale worked in plus or minus right, so he does an initial test to work out if its in the plus or minus scale... then works off that scale and gets his number.... now on the protein in the stomach i was up 50% which he said made sense because of my diet... now when it came to muscles the protein was well into the minuses i cant recall the number though... so he said with patients like me they seem to appear bigger for the couple of days after the gym while still pumped and sore but theres no nutrients and enzyms getting to the muscles so they just go back to normal size.... thats like my life friggen story... i go gym work like a donkey look pumped as and i'm happy with it.... that night i'll start to get the muscle sorness and pumped look, like swollen almost ( i'm sure you guys have got a word for it that i don't kno. lol ) and then when that feeling and look fades in a couple of days i'm exactly how i was before, no strength or size increase.. day after day month after month... but it could be like the horoscope thing, you go and see a horoscopist or read it in the paper and no matter what star sign you read you are sure its you..... so either he spot on or just told me what i wanted to hear...

frisco kid
03-10-2007, 12:05 AM
So when they finally kill this thing, one day you'll go to the john to back out a grawler and there's going to be a worm floatin' around as well. Trippy shit dude.