ok i was bored so heres a Joke

[Juggernaut2022]

A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That’ll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don’t have that much but this is very important - I’ll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your hand.
So she does.
Now Go For It Baby!
And so she yells as loud as she can, "Hello MOM?!?!"

[Juggernaut2022]

what other jokes can you guys come up with?

[ironfreak83]

A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That’ll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don’t have that much but this is very important - I’ll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your hand.
So she does.
Now Go For It Baby!
And so she yells as loud as she can, "Hello MOM?!?!"



lol i just woke up and had to think about that one for a second......i think i woke up my wife laughin :D

[ThinknBig]

Good One................lol............:D

[abh99]

Little Johnny comes home from school and tells his dad that his teacher gave him an assignment. He says the assignment is to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. His dad thinks for a moment and then says, "If you want to figure it out, then go ask your Mother, Sister, and Brother whether or not they'd have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?"

Little Johnny thinks it's strange, but decides it couldn't hurt. He goes up to his Mom and asks, "Mom, would you have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?"

His Mom replies, "Well, honey, we could really use the money and, ya know, that Brad Pitt is a pretty good-looking man."

So Little Johnny then goes up to his Sister and asks, "Sis, would you have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?"

She replies, "Absolutely, Brad Pitt is the hottest guy on Earth, I'd sleep with him for sure."

Then Little Johnny finds his Brother and asks, "Hey Bro, would you have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?"

His Brother thinks for a second and then says, "I dunno....$1,000,000 would buy a lot of things....I guess I would have sex with him."

So Little Johnny mulls over what they all said and after a few days went back up to his Dad. His Dad asks, "so did you figure out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

Little Johnny says, "Yeah I guess I did. Potentially, you and I are sitting on $3,000,000, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."

[SwoleTexasKid]

LOL :D

[frisco kid]

A brunette, red head and a blonde walk into an office for a job interview.
The employer ask the brunette into his office and say's "I have one question for you... how many d's are in Indiana Jones?"
The brunette thinks about it and says "one".
The employer then asks to see the red head and ask's her the same question.
The red head thinks about it and says "one"as well.
The employer then asks for the blonde and asks her the same question.
The blonde thinks about and thinks about it and says "thirty five".
The employer looks at her and says " how in the hell did you come up with thirty five".
The blonde replies "Du Du Du Duuuu...Du Du Duuuu...Du Du Du Duuu...Duu Du Du Du Du. Du Du Du Duuuu...Du Du Duuuu...Du Du Du Du DuDu Du DuDu Du Du Duuu.

[JARD]

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There was a blonde and a brunette walking through the woods. The brunette looks down and said, "oh my gosh there's a dead bird!" The blonde looks up and says, "where?"
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Q: how does a blonde try to kill a bird?
A: she throws it off a cliff!
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A:Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
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A blonde is sitting on a park bench and she is crying a man
walks up to her and asked whats wrong. She said terrible news,
he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He
ask what is the worst news and she said I call my sister and she
said her mother died to.
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:)

[abh99]

There's a blonde and a brunette on either side of a river. The brunette yells to the blonde, "how do you get to the other side of the river?" The blonde responds, "what do you mean, you're already on the other side?"
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A blonde walks into a doctor's office complaining of full-body pain. The doctor asks the blonde what she means. She says, "my entire body hurts, everywhere I touch I'm in excruciating pain." The doctor asks her to show him what she means. So she touches her arm and screams out in pain, touches her leg and screams out in pain, touches her neck and screams out in pain and is almost in tears by now. The doctor finally stops her and wonders what the hell could be wrong. Then it dawns on him, he grabs her by the finger and she screams out in pain. He says, "you idiot, your finger's broken!"

[Alin]

A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That’ll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don’t have that much but this is very important - I’ll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your hand.
So she does.
Now Go For It Baby!
And so she yells as loud as she can, "Hello MOM?!?!"

LOL,,,good one.

[Jeffdev69]

dont waste all of them just in case alin runs another contest

[Cracker]

a blond walks upto the counter inside a library. She says to the lady behind the counter, Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and fries please. The librarian says what is wrong with you this is a library. The blond says Ohhh, and whispers, id like a cheeseburger and fries please.

[Jeffdev69]

a blond walks upto the counter inside a library. She says to the lady behind the counter, Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and fries please. The librarian says what is wrong with you this is a library. The blond says Ohhh, and whispers, id like a cheeseburger and fries please.
lol man blondes sure do take a beaten. i like them my girl is blonde.

[danasti]

That was hillarious bro!



Little Johnny comes home from school ...