Flush out system???

[jspencer10128]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

[Tyrone]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Would it already show up in the piss test?

[sTaTic]

go get one of the drugstore drug tests that tests for pot and coke and take that. tell her it will do the same thing but save you guys money. then show her that it came out negative :D as long as you dont do pot and coke ;)

[opusx]

tell her to fuck off and if she wants a piss test she better be able to pay for it. I don't think a roids test is cheap. Then if it is just test how can she prove anything, it is naturally occuring. But if you take a piss test get stuff called terminator gold. I smoked a quarter of an ounce of pot a day when I was a kid and never failed a test. I promise the terminator gold works. Actually head shops sell other drinks that work good too, pretty much all of them work, they are guaranteed.

[sszapdog]

cheaper to keep her

[tatteredxangelx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA my mans on lock down!

1) bump statics idea of a 5 pt test
2) go to the HRT clinic and try to get a script if your old enuf

[jspencer10128]

yeah yeah, i'm on lockdown. but i like the coke and pot test idea. :D
knew i could count on you fellas!!


thanks guys :D

[samcam]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Divorce her.

[utstacked]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!


Show here the results of your PRICK after a week :D :D that will shut her up! Only thing you will have to worry about is the neighbors calling the cops, thinking all those scream are you killing her :D

[Alin]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!


Use synthetic urine. Works like a charm.

[hismadnessty]

Divorce her.

HAHA bump this. It's YOUR fucking Mail man.

[jwc17]

Use synthetic urine. Works like a charm.
I have never heard of synthetic urine, and think that may be one of the worst ideas I've ever heard :D LOL

Maybe you should start carrying this at your site :)

[opusx]

synthetic urine is good but they take a temperature of the sample. it needs to be body temp or they won't take it. you need to keep the urine container between your legs long enough to get body temp. they usually have a temp strip on the side of the container.

[kevrock73]

How many mls of synthetic urine should i jab a day??? and whatb size pin should i use??? lol :p

[jwc17]

How many mls of synthetic urine should i jab a day??? and whatb size pin should i use??? lol :p

18 guage.... but you have to inject directly into your urethra ;)

[sTaTic]

18 guage.... but you have to inject directly into your urethra ;)


hahhahaha... dont do that!! please!!

[Nacho]

If you really need it check this site out.
http://www.whizzinator.com/index.html
A guy I know said they look 100% real and work pretty good.

[danasti]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

BE A MAN and tell her the truth - take responsibilty!

"It's mine! I use it! I like it! It's what I want to do and it's MY BODY!"

"Get use to this; or your life without me."

A piss test from your own WIFE? As the old saying goes, "Trust is the essence of any marriage."

[kimskid]

BE A MAN and tell her the truth - take responsibilty!

"It's mine! I use it! I like it! It's what I want to do and it's MY BODY!"

"Get use to this; or your life without me."

A piss test from your own WIFE? As the old saying goes, "Trust is the essence of any marriage."


Well said...


i would tell my girl to shut the fuck up if she wanted me to do that shit... but then again its your wife, and not just a girlfriend i guess hahaha :)

and my girl loves me when on cycles and likes the idea of me getting a better looking body.... so no problem there :)

[CountVascular]

Gotta be better taking a piss test for juice, than a doc's check up for STD's

A little poetic licence with the saying....Biggers cant be choosers!

[sszapdog]

Igot a room to rent to ya

[bod1ggity]

Whats up fellas. I had an order shipped to the house and the wife got the door. I told her the stuff was my buddies, but she wants a piss test. Whats the best way to flush out my system within 48 hrs. Just shot 250 test and 250 deca monday morning... I think i may be fucked. HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Unless she's shipping the urine to an athletic testing facility, like one in UCLA and paying $250 for the piss test you dont have to worry about anything... performance enhancing drugs arent tested for in standard urinalysis, trust me I just got out of the military and I passed plenty of piss test. Give her a piss test like she's demanding, then give her a little in the face for hasseling you.

[sszapdog]

get some girth going and shut her up. girth-not sasuage-

[jvoutlaw]

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[CountVascular]

PS and DONT let her read this thread......EVER!! :D

[joeyc_3]

Get a new bitch.

[sszapdog]

I'll bet she counts the beers & marks the bottles of hard stuff.