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EvilBoy
06-13-2006, 05:19 AM
I started out on the newbee cycle Gold as my second cycle. I felt the affects about 3 weeks in to it. I was horny as shit when I was asleep and I had these boners that would kill my penis. So, I did what anyone would do, I masturbated. Then, I had to do it more frequently, at home or at sleep because I was just horny. To my surprise I noticed the more often I did this, the stronger,a little longer and more "girthier" it got. I added 50ml of my friends test half way through. So, I ended my cycle 2 weeks ago, I'm on PCT with clomid/nolva (w/ tribulus) and the size of it remains the same. It's actually made me quite more satisfied and has risen my self-esteem. My Question is, can I expect to keep these results? Was masturbating frequently actually making my penis grow and gain anything what-so-ever? Maybe kegels work (not that I tried doing them)?



- EvilBoy

surf256
06-13-2006, 08:01 AM
Is this a joke,

Tyrone
06-13-2006, 08:05 AM
I started out on the newbee cycle Gold as my second cycle. I felt the affects about 3 weeks in to it. I was horny as shit when I was asleep and I had these boners that would kill my penis. So, I did what anyone would do, I masturbated. Then, I had to do it more frequently, at home or at sleep because I was just horny. To my surprise I noticed the more often I did this, the stronger,a little longer and more "girthier" it got. I added 50ml of my friends test half way through. So, I ended my cycle 2 weeks ago, I'm on PCT with clomid/nolva (w/ tribulus) and the size of it remains the same. It's actually made me quite more satisfied and has risen my self-esteem. My Question is, can I expect to keep these results? Was masturbating frequently actually making my penis grow and gain anything what-so-ever? Maybe kegels work (not that I tried doing them)?



- EvilBoy
Are you sure it isn't in your head or did you start shaving once into cycle? I totally have to let one loose about 3-4 times a day. That's besides doing my girl at least 1-2 times a day. Sometimes mine is bigger than others but I can't say it is overall any bigger.

darkwingduck
06-13-2006, 08:46 AM
I started out on the newbee cycle Gold as my second cycle. I felt the affects about 3 weeks in to it. I was horny as shit when I was asleep and I had these boners that would kill my penis. So, I did what anyone would do, I masturbated. Then, I had to do it more frequently, at home or at sleep because I was just horny. To my surprise I noticed the more often I did this, the stronger,a little longer and more "girthier" it got. I added 50ml of my friends test half way through. So, I ended my cycle 2 weeks ago, I'm on PCT with clomid/nolva (w/ tribulus) and the size of it remains the same. It's actually made me quite more satisfied and has risen my self-esteem. My Question is, can I expect to keep these results? Was masturbating frequently actually making my penis grow and gain anything what-so-ever? Maybe kegels work (not that I tried doing them)?



- EvilBoy
This is some funny shit. :D

CountVascular
06-13-2006, 01:37 PM
Bollocks to that, I have been tugging on mine for thirty fucking years and it aint grown..and not for lack of stretching and working that bad boy! But hey, if one knob is a muscle, and a good workout is what causes growth.......

Come on hard-core dudes, who is willing to inject syntherol first...... :D

Then again if it does work, you gonna be so busy putting it about, you wont have time to get online and tell us about it :confused:

alan1973
06-13-2006, 04:34 PM
hmm....I wonder if anyone has ever done that.....I have seen some pretty weird looking boners on some pornos so it would not suprise me.

kody
06-13-2006, 06:48 PM
Maybe all that lean mass you are putting on gave you the strength to strestch some extra inches out. I'm suprised I hanen't pulled mine completly off ! I have never heard of anobolics making your penis grow, What a marketing campain !

CountVascular
06-13-2006, 07:33 PM
I heard shaving ALWAYS makes it look bigger...

I know a girl who went home with a guy that she had met one evening, and when this bloke whipped his kit off, he proudly revealed his shaved love muscle...... She said it looked like a plucked chicken, and couldnt do the dirty, so bolted!!! So guys, beware, making it look bigger doesnt mean you gonna get to use it more!!

:D

JMP8888
06-13-2006, 07:48 PM
I started out on the newbee cycle Gold as my second cycle. I felt the affects about 3 weeks in to it. I was horny as shit when I was asleep and I had these boners that would kill my penis. So, I did what anyone would do, I masturbated. Then, I had to do it more frequently, at home or at sleep because I was just horny. To my surprise I noticed the more often I did this, the stronger,a little longer and more "girthier" it got. I added 50ml of my friends test half way through. So, I ended my cycle 2 weeks ago, I'm on PCT with clomid/nolva (w/ tribulus) and the size of it remains the same. It's actually made me quite more satisfied and has risen my self-esteem. My Question is, can I expect to keep these results? Was masturbating frequently actually making my penis grow and gain anything what-so-ever? Maybe kegels work (not that I tried doing them)?



- EvilBoy
...You get boners that hurt, huh?
Do you beat your penis like it owes you money?

J-Birdo
06-13-2006, 10:50 PM
...You get boners that hurt, huh?
Do you beat your penis like it owes you money?


That's a hilarious one-liner !!

sTaTic
06-13-2006, 11:47 PM
you guys are killin me :D

Tyrone
06-14-2006, 01:09 AM
...You get boners that hurt, huh?
Do you beat your penis like it owes you money?
shit :D

LennyB
06-14-2006, 03:08 AM
That is some of the funniest s**t i have read all day. But i have heard that aas can make you bigger. I mean after all it is a muscle..

Tyrone
06-14-2006, 03:38 AM
That is some of the funniest s**t i have read all day. But i have heard that aas can make you bigger. I mean after all it is a muscle..
So's my tongue...I wonder if its bigger :D :p

JMP8888
06-14-2006, 03:53 AM
...If you get caught masturbating, act suprised...Believe me, YOU WILL be suprised!!

EvilBoy
06-14-2006, 04:35 AM
Then it's a miracle! :D

CountVascular
06-14-2006, 12:05 PM
I have just measured mine.....

It's still three inches.




but then, some women do prefer width :D

alan1973
06-14-2006, 04:11 PM
y'know, I heard that losing body fat can also make it look bigger. I think they say that for every 20lbs overwieght you are you lose like an inch.

CountVascular
06-14-2006, 06:08 PM
I reckon you could have as many inches as you want, but with 20lbs overweight, you aint gonna be hidin that salami! :D

That being said, my very good mate, who carries way to much weight, gets to poke more chics a week (often with more than a couple at a time!) than I care to count - the business worth 45 million also helps him tho......

Now THAT much cash could by a whole cupboard full of gear! LOL

aclg
06-14-2006, 08:11 PM
This is my first post and I just had to comment...the entire thread has me lmao. :D

s14358g
06-14-2006, 10:10 PM
I was probably one of the first to read this when it was posted. As much as I was laughing then I just had to wait for everyone else to pitch in. This is the funniest thread ever!! :D

Nacho
06-14-2006, 10:13 PM
If your dick grows with gear then I want to buy a couple 55 gallon drums of it. I could use to add a few inches.

Robblack
06-14-2006, 11:11 PM
...You get boners that hurt, huh?
Do you beat your penis like it owes you money?

he masterbates like a gorilla. also did you say you even beat it in your sleep. lmao

hismadnessty
06-15-2006, 12:40 AM
Maybe the fact that your balls shrunk has you thrown off. You know what they say... smaller potatoes only make the steak look bigger.

ozwingchun
06-15-2006, 01:20 AM
haha
im glad noone asked for before and after shots

IronBod
06-15-2006, 02:45 AM
well if it works for you then the more power to you.

IronBod
06-15-2006, 02:49 AM
oh yea one more thing you might want to consider stopping
before it gets to 13 inches because horses are the only ones
that will be able to please you. lol

JMP8888
06-15-2006, 03:01 AM
oh yea one more thing you might want to consider stopping
before it gets to 13 inches because horses are the only ones
that will be able to please you. lol
...What's wrong with horses? At least he'll have a ride home after he's done!

EvilBoy
06-15-2006, 03:15 AM
he masterbates like a gorilla. also did you say you even beat it in your sleep. lmao


Yeah, there's some sort of clinical name for it, sexomnia or something.


- EvilBoy

Mr_Bishop
06-15-2006, 03:50 AM
I started out on the newbee cycle Gold as my second cycle. I felt the affects about 3 weeks in to it. I was horny as shit when I was asleep and I had these boners that would kill my penis. So, I did what anyone would do, I masturbated. Then, I had to do it more frequently, at home or at sleep because I was just horny. To my surprise I noticed the more often I did this, the stronger,a little longer and more "girthier" it got. I added 50ml of my friends test half way through. So, I ended my cycle 2 weeks ago, I'm on PCT with clomid/nolva (w/ tribulus) and the size of it remains the same. It's actually made me quite more satisfied and has risen my self-esteem. My Question is, can I expect to keep these results? Was masturbating frequently actually making my penis grow and gain anything what-so-ever? Maybe kegels work (not that I tried doing them)?



- EvilBoy

hmm, maybe you jerked it so hard that its swolen......

urbanwildlife
06-15-2006, 04:35 AM
What if you used a penis pump? it basically draws larger amounts of blood into the penis.. so the more roid'd up blood in the schlong, the more chance for it to grow...

sszapdog
06-15-2006, 04:40 AM
between my lady and my snapping it my sperm tube is a super highway. fuck viagra, use supertest. although you may have to duck out of work a lot and carry your own paper towels :cool:

k1*
06-15-2006, 08:54 AM
Just do like Flyguy does and put an anvil around it and sprint around....you'll get up to 11"!!! :D

CountVascular
06-15-2006, 09:39 AM
I grew up in South Africa...there them buggers walk around with half a clay brick dangling down.......

Not that I want to labour the point, but the dangling is one thing, the fact they can still get a boner and lift the brick eight inches is a feat to behold!!

Allnaty would be in long-black-cock-heaven!!!!!

Not that I have ever had a conversation on -line with the Natty-meister, but hey, he chose to leave, so he can take a little humour in his direction....

Beetlejuice
06-15-2006, 10:06 PM
I dont know about test but DHT derived gear like masteron, especially masteron have been shown to somewhat increase penis size. Test does aromitise partially into DHT. DHT is instrumental in your bodies development of genitalia. LOL and it is probably just swollen from the constant flogging. Hell I got so hard last weekend poking my girlfriend that I tore my eurethra slightly. Now I cry when I pee. That is what my doctor thinks anyway. Of course I use all of her holes. So that would account for the slight infection.

Nacho
06-17-2006, 12:35 AM
If any of this growth and super hardness is true. I don't know why every guy in the whole world don't get on gear. I guess the media just does not want everyone to know that you can have a super mega huge raging hardons

CountVascular
06-17-2006, 11:19 AM
It would make for good reading in Cosmo, Mens health or one of those AllNatty-meets-Artcatsdave turd-burglar publications..... :D

I will wait for the low down in fhm...lol

mxcx
06-18-2006, 07:57 AM
I got tears in my eyes.....this is the funniest sh*t ive read in a long time.......It also makes me want to go poke my girl :D ......but she said my balls have shrank.....so maybe its the meat and potatoes thoery.

joelittle
06-29-2006, 12:46 PM
I dont know about test but DHT derived gear like masteron, especially masteron have been shown to somewhat increase penis size. Test does aromitise partially into DHT. DHT is instrumental in your bodies development of genitalia. LOL and it is probably just swollen from the constant flogging. Hell I got so hard last weekend poking my girlfriend that I tore my eurethra slightly. Now I cry when I pee. That is what my doctor thinks anyway. Of course I use all of her holes. So that would account for the slight infection.


mmm in my short time here this has to be one of those threads were nobody is sure if its a joke or not!!!!
but on these line i read a paper that infct gave evidence that in adolence this fact did acurre(penis growth)while on aas
If i can remeber were i saw it ill post it lol.
best
joe

OLYMPIAN
07-09-2006, 08:36 AM
Lmao!!!!

juicejunky
07-31-2006, 02:33 AM
I hope your dicks name is Rodny King cause your beating it for no reason!
The penis contains also two cylinders of spongy tissue (corpora cavernosa) that fill with blood (engorge) during sexual excitement, causing the penis to expand. Since the fibrous sheath covering the spongy tissues is limited in its ability to expand, the tissues press against the sheath as they fill with blood, making the penis hard.Though the penis actually extends far into the body, almost to the rectum, it contains no muscles and cannot be enlarged by exercise. However, the internal section is surrounded by muscles that can be strengthened.

LMAO

EvilBoy
07-31-2006, 11:25 PM
Oh, really, well, maybe it was some fluke or something of that nature. I do agree with the strengthened part though. Its vascualrity has much improved and it's mightier than ever.



- EvilBoy

JMP8888
08-01-2006, 06:53 AM
are we STILL talking about this post?!! haven't we beaten this thing to death (pun intended)?
By the way, I'm not sure the Aflutop is gonna help your carpal tunnel thats set in from flogging it so much...

sszapdog
08-02-2006, 09:09 AM
do yourselves a favor and look up DOSTINEX for pct on google

Andriol7z
08-17-2006, 08:39 PM
Bollocks to that, I have been tugging on mine for thirty fucking years and it aint grown..and not for lack of stretching and working that bad boy! But hey, if one knob is a muscle, and a good workout is what causes growth.......

Come on hard-core dudes, who is willing to inject syntherol first...... :D

Then again if it does work, you gonna be so busy putting it about, you wont have time to get online and tell us about it :confused:

F**K Me dude that is funny as hell lol

God could you imagine a steroid that actually increased penis size!!

Alin get to work we need ya buddy...

:D

sTaTic
08-17-2006, 10:32 PM
Alin get to work we need ya buddy...

:D

uhhh.... I'm happy with my size so I'm ok buddy :D

k1*
08-24-2006, 07:57 AM
uhhh.... I'm happy with my size so I'm ok buddy :D
Bump this,,,"It's not the size of the pen...It's how you sign your name and I've autographed many buttcheeks!!!!"

Andriol7z
08-25-2006, 04:08 PM
None of us like to admit if we have a small penis so I think it only fair that we should be honest with each other! lol

Slap the meat on the counter and have a debate :)

I will start with me: I have eight inches to contribute for the ladies rofl

For those of you with a small chap try taking some Halotestin!! :D

sTaTic
08-25-2006, 06:44 PM
no really... I'm happy with mine :D

greggorial
08-25-2006, 07:31 PM
If you really want a big fat dick than you should hit it with a hammer three times a week. You can put this routine ;) in your cardio day