Pain And Suffering Thread... Group Hug.

[Kaiser]

OK ladies and, well um, men... Here's a general thread I started that we can all chime in and ask\vent and have a GROUP HUG about injection site soreness, redness, numbness, & infections. Or orals leaving a bad taste in your mouth (I'm talking about oral gear here fellas, leave your sex life out of this), giving you gas, upsetting your stomach, making you shit yourself while out on a date, throwing off your menstrual cycle, and making your tongue break out in hives.

MOST OF THESE THINGS ARE NORMAL. (Well, except for the shitting yourself on a date and your tongue breaking out in hives, but if any of you have had this happen, we'd love to hear it for a laugh anyway.) YOU ARE STICKING OR INJESTING FOREIGN CHEMICALS. It doesn't matter if you purchased it from Alin or from a pharmacy. It could happen if a doctor injected you or you did yourself (the injection that is :p). Keep cool, relax, it will subside and you'll be back on your knees in no time. :eek:

So go ahead, feel free to chime in and tell us your horrific experience and we'll all hug and make it feel better. Hell, with a little luck, Alin might even make the best sob story the next free giveaway contest winner.

Also, you can feel free to discuss your favorite color of oil in injectable gear. This seems to be a big discussion. And oh, one more thing, yes British Dragon safety seals are different now. Yup, the whole aluminum piece pops off. Let see, did I miss anything? :p


This is a tribute to Mick, he'd love this one...

[sTaTic]

One time I was injecting into my shoulder and nicked a vein. Some gear got into my vein and I started to feel faint. But the jack ass I am, I just manned up and pushed the rest in. not a minute later I was on the ground in the bathroom and my wife rushes in to see me not looking so good. She called me an idiot and laughed at me as I was coming to. I'm not gonna lie. I was scared for about 5 minutes but then I started to feel a lot better. Then I went and slapped my wifes ass for laughing at my near death experience. Ok, maybe not near death or even close but it makes the story sound better. :D Nice thread! LMAO!!

[OuchThatHurts]

So many stories so little time. One of my first injections... quad injection. 23g, 1 1/2 inch needle. Followed the little directions sheet I had (push pin in like a dart, pull back on the plunger, etc.)

I was sitting on the toilet (not literally, the top was down) and I guess I forgot to mention that I really don't like needles. Never did. Okay, anyway, I took a deep breath and I might even have closed my eyes, not sure why, but I SENT that needle hard right into the f***ing BONE! It's kind of a blur what happened next but the nearest I can tell is that I struck a nerve and never hit the bone at all but when I hit that nerve my foot shot out like a rocket (like a hyperextension). The syringe went flying and I screamed a sound similiar to what you would hear if you dropped an anvil on an 8 yr old girl's toe.

Now my girl downstairs heard something so she's already screaming up the steps "Is everything okay?" and I'm saying "Yeah yeah, everything's fine." I knew I had to hurry up, take a look at the damages, clean up, and do another. My thigh looked great. Never better. Black and blue mark the size of a silver dollar with a bent and broken needle coming out the center with blood coming out of it in little pulses. Beautiful right? ..my syringe sitting in a little puddle of oil. In this case, the oil looked a lot like sustanon. Blood down my thigh, on the floor too. I almost passed out like three times.

Took me a few minutes to pull out the pin and stop the bleeding. Then with alcohol and toilet paper, I cleaned up the whole mess. Started fresh with a new syringe and even though there was some oil left in the old syringe I decided to let it go. This time I went into the ass... erm... glute. Couldn't believe it. No pain, no bleeding, no nothing. Perfect. Since then I've learned how to use the quad, the pec, the delt, and the best... the glute (calves are just painful everywhere for me).

[jspencer10128]

That is the funniest shit i have ever read!!

And I almost had another nervous breakdown this morning, but you guys just brightened my whole day, you guys are fucking hilarious!!

[Kaiser]

Hehe, you guys kill me! :D I am not sure where I heard it, but I remember someone saying something about a guy posting about shooting in his ass. He kept complaining he couldn't get the needle in all the way because it hurt excruciatingly. The thread went back and forth over a couple of days until the guy said he finally gave up and couldn't do it. He was asking everyone how they succeeded and did this on a regular basis and put up with the pain, and they said they just switch injection sites. He said how does that work as well? "I thought shooting it into your asshole would be more direct into your bloodstream"... LMFAO :D :p

[sTaTic]

Hehe, you guys kill me! :D I am not sure where I heard it, but I remember someone saying something about a guy posting about shooting in his ass. He kept complaining he couldn't get the needle in all the way because it hurt excruciatingly. The thread went back and forth over a couple of days until the guy said he finally gave up and couldn't do it. He was asking everyone how they succeeded and did this on a regular basis and put up with the pain, and they said they just switch injection sites. He said how does that work as well? "I thought shooting it into your asshole would be more direct into your bloodstream"... LMFAO :D :p


LMAO!!! now thats funny shit :D

[OuchThatHurts]

Hehe, you guys kill me! :D I am not sure where I heard it, but I remember someone saying something about a guy posting about shooting in his ass. He kept complaining he couldn't get the needle in all the way because it hurt excruciatingly. The thread went back and forth over a couple of days until the guy said he finally gave up and couldn't do it. He was asking everyone how they succeeded and did this on a regular basis and put up with the pain, and they said they just switch injection sites. He said how does that work as well? "I thought shooting it into your asshole would be more direct into your bloodstream"... LMFAO :D :p
I remember that thread! That was on ProM... it went on for days. Everyone was baffled... that is until it came out that he was indeed giving himself an injection in his asshole! I guess he had heard to inject into the ass and man! he took it literally! His asshole must've looked like a donut by the time he was finished. I doubt he's still alive. Anyone with that level of stupidity has to have a short life expectancy.

[Kaiser]

I doubt he's still alive. Anyone with that level of stupidity has to have a short life expectancy.

Hehe... LMAO :D :D

[Kaiser]

I also seem to recall someone getting free home brew stuff from a friend's back yard lab (LOL) and him trusting the thinking it was Anavar or something. The guy took a couple tabs, ended up in the hospital in 15 minutes and stayed over night. They guy called his friend from the hospital or something and asked the guy what was going on with his gear, he said oh, shit maybe I didn't give you Anavar, I think I gave you concentrated clenbuterol... He ended up injesting like 5000mgs or something like that :p

[OuchThatHurts]

Yup. I remember that one too. Took like a 1000x the normal dose. Permanantly downregulated his beta receptors (possibly lol)

I remember another guy who took way too much tren and started producing milk. And I mean LITERALLY started producing MILK! He was "a bit concerned".

I still get a kick out of the:

"What do you think of my first cycle?"
1000mg test e/w
600mg tren e/w
100mg adrol ed
50mg dbol ed
50mg proviron ed
kitchen sink e/w
nolva, clomid, HCG, arimidex

"I was going to do some milk thistle but I thought it might be too much."

(meanwhile, 3 days later)

"Thanks for all the suggestions. I'm writing this from my hospital room. Seems I've gone into complete renal failure. Would you recommend a diuretic? Thanks!"

[opusx]

I still get a kick out of the:

"What do you think of my first cycle?"
1000mg test e/w
600mg tren e/w
100mg adrol ed
50mg dbol ed
50mg proviron ed
kitchen sink e/w
nolva, clomid, HCG, arimidex


This cycle is for pussies. You forgot Winny oral 200 mg ed, clen and T3, and to protect your liver 120 mg of accutane a day.











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[NeverBigEnuff]

Hehe, you guys kill me! :D I am not sure where I heard it, but I remember someone saying something about a guy posting about shooting in his ass. He kept complaining he couldn't get the needle in all the way because it hurt excruciatingly. The thread went back and forth over a couple of days until the guy said he finally gave up and couldn't do it. He was asking everyone how they succeeded and did this on a regular basis and put up with the pain, and they said they just switch injection sites. He said how does that work as well? "I thought shooting it into your asshole would be more direct into your bloodstream"... LMFAO :D :p

That's the problem with the "Gene Pool"....there are no lifeguards!!
:D

[Kaiser]

That's the problem with the "Gene Pool"....there are no lifeguards!!
:D

Hehe, love that saying... :D

[kaelalden]

I went to the hospital back in June 2005. They gave me a shot of steroids in the right shoulder. Before the shot, I was looking at the needle, and it had a lot of air in it. So I was thinking, I hope he gets the air out before he gives me a shot. HELL NO! That idiot pushed in at least ½ cc into my shoulder. It even made a farting noise when it went in. I didn’t say anything, because I've heard you can put up to 2 cc of air in you before something happens. I was like f***; I’m going to have an aneurism. Of course, I would be dead in 1-2 minutes after the shot, but that's just nuts.

[sTaTic]

I went to the hospital back in June 2005. They gave me a shot of steroids in the right shoulder. Before the shot, I was looking at the needle, and it had a lot of air in it. So I was thinking, I hope he gets the air out before he gives me a shot. HELL NO! That idiot pushed in at least ½ cc into my shoulder. It even made a farting noise when it went in. I didn’t say anything, because I've heard you can put up to 2 cc of air in you before something happens. I was like f***; I’m going to have an aneurism. Of course, I would be dead in 1-2 minutes after the shot, but that's just nuts.


you only have to worry about that when injecting into a vein. In muscle, it wont do shit but make a farting noise :D