I almost got murdered last nite!

[Tyree33]

By a bottle of jaeger that is. What up fellas, it's been a while. Anyway, I take this chick out from the gym last night (a monday night mind U) and she's cut, ripped, hot as all get-out, and every time I see her at the gym she's bustin her ass off. And I mean balls to the fuckin walls, "In the Zone." Finally we start talking a while back, ya know -T's- throwin the game @ her, so we go out last night. We have dinner, a few beers then she says that she could drink me under the table any time, any night. So what's I guy like me, who went to WSU supposed to do but call her bluff. Yada-yada-yada, the next thing I know I'm being dared to down a 5th of jaeger; in front of a house full of regulars and her friends no less. At this point I'm relying solely on my "junk" 2 think and I accept the challenge. Apparently I accomplished the feat and tapped that ass...none of which I remember. Let's just put it this way, I've got a new girl; apparently I was a non-stop fuck machine and I will not make it 2 the gym for the rest of the week due to inuries sustained last night. Peace-out....-T-!

[Rebel64]

Way to go brotha!!!!! You do us proud! :D

[joelittle]

lol
I want the same gear m8 :)
best
joe

[darkwingduck]

Hey, new to the board and I have one thing to say "ArE YoU FuCkIn CrAzY" down a 5th of jaeger, it's all good that you were able to kill it then stab it afterwards but a 5th of jaeger!!! Damn!!!!!
I got to give it to you Your the fuckin man!!!

[garrettltyra]

her name wasn't by chance heather was it? b/c i met some chick at about 2 o'clock last night who said she was just with some guy she had just met, and got him fucked up off a fifth of jaeger, and then robbed his dumb ass blind. After all of that was when i met her at another bar........ just curious :eek:

[jwc17]

By a bottle of jaeger that is. What up fellas, it's been a while. Anyway, I take this chick out from the gym last night (a monday night mind U) and she's cut, ripped, hot as all get-out, and every time I see her at the gym she's bustin her ass off. And I mean balls to the fuckin walls, "In the Zone." Finally we start talking a while back, ya know -T's- throwin the game @ her, so we go out last night. We have dinner, a few beers then she says that she could drink me under the table any time, any night. So what's I guy like me, who went to WSU supposed to do but call her bluff. Yada-yada-yada, the next thing I know I'm being dared to down a 5th of jaeger; in front of a house full of regulars and her friends no less. At this point I'm relying solely on my "junk" 2 think and I accept the challenge. Apparently I accomplished the feat and tapped that ass...none of which I remember. Let's just put it this way, I've got a new girl; apparently I was a non-stop fuck machine and I will not make it 2 the gym for the rest of the week due to inuries sustained last night. Peace-out....-T-!
Well tell my mom I said hello next time you take her out !!!

[allnatty06]

rock and roll, next time make it patron, and ya'll won't only be gettin it on, but you guys will probably be smacking each other around as well!

[Rhandhular]

A fifth of jaeger? :rolleyes: After drinks and dinner :rolleyes: ? If she could drink you under the table why didnt she drink a fifth first?

[Beetlejuice]

HAHA! sounds like fun brutha!

[opusx]

how the hell does your head feel today. Man I had a migraine all day today and all I took was a valium last night. Congrats on the new girl, she sounds like a rad chick, enjoy it.

[anaholic]

the good thing aqbout fat chicks is nobody tries stealing them from you

[tatteredxangelx]

fat chicks are good for many things

1) they have to settle for what they get, so you easily talk em into anal
2) it's funny to all your friends
3) they always got food in the house for when your on cycle and low on cash

:) :p :D

[anaholic]

fat chicks rule!

[allnatty06]

fat chix are like scooters, fun to ride until you get caught by your friends........ nah i take that back, THEY'RE STILL FUN EVEN AFTER YOU GET CAUGHT!!!!!!!

[kaelalden]

fat chicks are good for many things

1) they have to settle for what they get, so you easily talk em into anal
2) it's funny to all your friends
3) they always got food in the house for when your on cycle and low on cash

:) :p :D
Don't forget this one
4) they'll keep you warm during the winter season.

[anaholic]

when i got caught i said, fat girls need lovin too

[Tyree33]

I don't really know where this thread took a wrong turn toward riding fat chicks lol ?? I told u all she's a hottie and mean, the hottest chick in the gym who just happens to have an enormous liver.

[anaholic]

i was just assuming you were with a fat chick, sorry

[Tyrone]

I don't really know where this thread took a wrong turn toward riding fat chicks lol ?? I told u all she's a hottie and mean, the hottest chick in the gym who just happens to have an enormous liver.
Fat chicks are for sorry guys or who have a fettish. I know the testosterone makes me horny as hell but I love to look at the girls in my store who are at least a little fit. :cool:

[Alin]

By a bottle of jaeger that is. What up fellas, it's been a while. Anyway, I take this chick out from the gym last night (a monday night mind U) and she's cut, ripped, hot as all get-out, and every time I see her at the gym she's bustin her ass off. And I mean balls to the fuckin walls, "In the Zone." Finally we start talking a while back, ya know -T's- throwin the game @ her, so we go out last night. We have dinner, a few beers then she says that she could drink me under the table any time, any night. So what's I guy like me, who went to WSU supposed to do but call her bluff. Yada-yada-yada, the next thing I know I'm being dared to down a 5th of jaeger; in front of a house full of regulars and her friends no less. At this point I'm relying solely on my "junk" 2 think and I accept the challenge. Apparently I accomplished the feat and tapped that ass...none of which I remember. Let's just put it this way, I've got a new girl; apparently I was a non-stop fuck machine and I will not make it 2 the gym for the rest of the week due to inuries sustained last night. Peace-out....-T-!



sounds like a job well done.

[Tyree33]

Thanks Alin...@ least our man has got my back. A little update, I hit it sober last night and I was a sorry 2 pump chump. I'm still superman 2 her though. First impressions last a lifetime :). "Hook-line-sinker!" Ruff!!!