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CountVascular
06-12-2008, 02:59 AM
Arghhhhh....
Latest word from quack is that I need to have surgery on my bollock. Not a happy boy. To add insult to my day, I have terrible pain behind each knee, on the back, inside portion of the knee. It aint from exercise, I have not done anything that I have not done for ages......
on the bright side, I am going to get my nut fixed in thailand and I think I am going to have my little gyno pea removed at the same time....a tit and ball job if you will, two for the price of one!
The BB Monad
06-12-2008, 04:39 AM
Good luck on the tit and ball job! What better place to recover than Thailand? :D
datuca
06-12-2008, 04:49 AM
Good luck with the surgery. Take care dude. Are you off cycle now?
kalliste
06-12-2008, 05:03 AM
Good Luck bro!
VTliftVT
06-12-2008, 06:06 AM
count, sorry to hear that your situation had to result to surgery! hopefully now you will come back better than ever haha. what exactly is the protocal on this "ball lift?" whats being nipped/tucked/removed/etc? just wondering how this surgery works.... less graphic = better :D
test250
06-12-2008, 06:24 AM
good luck, hopefully you'll be better than ever soon !
mazmm5
06-12-2008, 06:27 AM
Good luck on the operations, hope all goes well for you
thym43
06-12-2008, 07:08 AM
Damn Count sorry to hear it but karma is a bitch.......now you know what a capon feels like...LOL!!!
Seriuosly though good luck, heal quick.
lola26
06-12-2008, 10:34 AM
your going to wake up with balls on your chest and tits near your junk!
BlueVenom
06-12-2008, 10:48 AM
gonna wake up with his balls on his head like from the movie "little nicky"
LoL :D
Goodluck!
I have been out from lifting from 2 hernia repairs :(
265 to 215 in 2 months, my appetite is gone :(
and I can't compete for a full year either :(
VTliftVT
06-12-2008, 11:05 AM
Damn Count sorry to hear it but karma is a bitch.......now you know what a capon feels like...LOL!!!
Seriuosly though good luck, heal quick.
is this slang from back in the 60's or something? i have no idea what that means....:D:D:D
no really, i dont
thym43
06-12-2008, 02:02 PM
is this slang from back in the 60's or something? i have no idea what that means....:D:D:D
no really, i dont
You none foodies are a trip!! A capon is a casterated chicken. They remove it's fun parts and then it just sits around and gets big and fat........
Like some of our members here.............Hmmmmmmmmm:D
CplVick
06-12-2008, 02:08 PM
Best of luck man, heal up and get back to it.
IronBod
06-12-2008, 03:01 PM
You will be fine Count ! You may be embarresed when you wake up
and see your winky has shruken to almost Zero, from the ice cold
operating room ! :D You know the nurses peek under your gown
while you are knocked out and then later in the lunch room all sit
around and giggle about how small your winky looked.....women you
got love em.....
DuneChigga
06-12-2008, 03:11 PM
Get a disco ball!
superbeast22
06-12-2008, 04:57 PM
get a disco ball? WTF? Lol. Uh. Count. That sucks. Good move going to Thailand though :)
cpesloco
06-12-2008, 05:24 PM
bump for a disco ball!
kevin3987
06-12-2008, 05:37 PM
Arghhhhh....
Latest word from quack is that I need to have surgery on my bollock. Not a happy boy. To add insult to my day, I have terrible pain behind each knee, on the back, inside portion of the knee. It aint from exercise, I have not done anything that I have not done for ages......
on the bright side, I am going to get my nut fixed in thailand and I think I am going to have my little gyno pea removed at the same time....a tit and ball job if you will, two for the price of one!
Good spirits! My buddie had his left nut removed & then had titelist1 tatted on his 1 nut:eek: yea he's fucked in the head
DuneChigga
06-12-2008, 07:32 PM
I'm still for the disco ball...You will now be known as CountDiscula!!!
deepblue
06-12-2008, 08:06 PM
Hang tight .Keep us posted man.!
Good luck with the surgery. Make sure the surgeon knows what he's doing. I have some links that would be good to look into regarding gyno surgery. One's an audio interview with the top gyno specialist in the country. Make sure you do some research cause some people end up having problems and need a second surgery. If you want I can dig it up and post it.
sliva32
06-13-2008, 09:56 AM
I'm still for the disco ball...You will now be known as CountDiscula!!!
I can't decided to laugh or say wtf...so I will just stay with....GOOD LUCK COUNT!
DuneChigga
06-13-2008, 11:45 AM
Count, we all know you will be okay! I'm sure of it! That's why I joke:)
CountVascular
06-13-2008, 05:58 PM
Good luck with the surgery. Make sure the surgeon knows what he's doing. I have some links that would be good to look into regarding gyno surgery. One's an audio interview with the top gyno specialist in the country. Make sure you do some research cause some people end up having problems and need a second surgery. If you want I can dig it up and post it.
Yeah send it
BlueVenom
06-13-2008, 06:17 PM
good luck mate
Owwch......count sorry to hear of your delima but youll come out of this just fine..............maybe 2/3rds the man you used to be but atleast you get to keep the part that counts (no pun intended)........good luck bro
steak
06-15-2008, 12:36 AM
hmmm, thai chicks in nursing uniform:D
CountVascular
06-15-2008, 01:04 AM
hmmm, thai chicks in nursing uniform:D
makes having a sore nut so much more "bare"able
Hockey265
06-15-2008, 09:08 AM
Damn Count when it rains it pours. You'll be ok though. Best of luck with everything.
And for the record, I didn't know what a capon was either. Why the hell would I know the terminology for a castrated chicken?
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