Upcoming drug test

[andy32]

I have an upcoming drug test for a teaching job in the states. I was wondering if anyone knew if the "standard drug test" they give for jobs tests for AAS or if it is a completely different test. I probabbly should know this information but have never had to worry about drug tests.

[cambridge1918]

i'm a teacher in mass and i have never heard of any school system testing for aas. if i was you i would not worry

[anaholic]

no they wont test for AAS,

[jwc17]

I have 'heard' that testing for AAS is extremely pricey and normally only done on NCAA atheletes and body builders~

[blackhawk023]

I have an upcoming drug test for a teaching job in the states. I was wondering if anyone knew if the "standard drug test" they give for jobs tests for AAS or if it is a completely different test. I probabbly should know this information but have never had to worry about drug tests.


It will be a piss test. I had to take one when i was a little younger. The school board will not pay for anything more expensive than a piss test. This is what i took and it worked wonders and im sure it will work for you. My father sales it like hot cakes. Here is the like, trust me if your worried about the test, use this stuff and it will be all good.
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[Kaiser]

They will probably not test for AAS. But, let's not be so sure about this for the future since laws are getting stricter in the US (Assuming you are in the US) and you are going to be working around children along with it being a government entity. With all of the news media out right now against AAS in the US, the next thing that is probably going to come forth is how children fall victim in certain circumstances. Most AAS would probably need a blood test, but Testosterone levels can be measured via urine. My suggestion to you, if you want to be prepared for testing in the future, stay away from Deca. It takes the longest to get out of your system, 18 months, where most are out within 3.

[anaholic]

the test kits at the employment/health agencies like (life care) have a basic 20.00 kit, it tests for, opiates, cocaine, amphetamine ,and 2 others like, LSD and pcp, if they were going to test for AAS they would need to send urine to a real lab, the cost would be in the hundreds of dollars.
if this happened one could use probenecid or another blocking agent, or look in hightimes mag, they sell the wizinator, its a strapon dildo, with a ureathra, they even give you freeze dried urine you just add water to, and a heated pouch to store the urine in, you just stand at the urinal, whip out the strapon, the pouch of urine is straped around your chest, you use your arm to squeze the bag empty, shake the strapon,tuck it back in your pants and there you go.
i would just go with the probenecid,

[tatteredxangelx]

cant test for LSD

stimulatns (coke, x, ghb)
opiates (heroin derivatives)
meth
pcp
weed

:D

[JMP8888]

The Wizinator...That's classic!!! LMAO. Only problem is see with the Schlonginator is that as urine gets older from storage, the creatinine levels drop..and they do look at this on tests.
basically, if you are facing a GC-MS (gas chromatography-mass spectrometry) drug test, your best option is a masking agent (like probenicid) and a good story...lets face it, not many healthy people have gout. although they do use probenecid to help people retain antibiotics better...

[Alin]

I have an upcoming drug test for a teaching job in the states. I was wondering if anyone knew if the "standard drug test" they give for jobs tests for AAS or if it is a completely different test. I probabbly should know this information but have never had to worry about drug tests.


I doubt they test for AAS but if in doubt use synthetic urine,,,readily available.