Testosterone transfer via seamen...

[tpd01883]

My girlfriend is worried that while i'm on cycle, the testosterone content of my seamen will be high enough that she might absorb an appreciable amount through the mucous membranes in her vagina over a period of time and see virilizing effects. I'm not sure where she read this or i'd post it but perhaps you guys could shed some light.

[metalcavy87]

Nope.

[lunny]

My girlfriend is worried that while i'm on cycle, the testosterone content of my seamen will be high enough that she might absorb an appreciable amount through the mucous membranes in her vagina over a period of time and see virilizing effects. I'm not sure where she read this or i'd post it but perhaps you guys could shed some light.

LOL..... this is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!! Tell your girl she has nothing to worry about!!!:D:D:D

[flart]

My girlfriend is worried that while i'm on cycle, the testosterone content of my seamen will be high enough that she might absorb an appreciable amount through the mucous membranes in her vagina over a period of time and see virilizing effects. I'm not sure where she read this or i'd post it but perhaps you guys could shed some light.

If she's really worried...then you could always apply your seanmen transdermally or by oral administration....

That's what I'd be pitching to my gal is she had concerns :-)

:D:D:D

[newguy666]

tell her she is gonna get man-gina lol!

[tpd01883]

Thx bros, she just needed to hear it from someone other than me I think.

[flart]

Thx bros, she just needed to hear it from someone other than me I think.

Your question made my night...

[zznwhs]

LMFAO......:D

[kevin3987]

For what its worth my wife seems 2 break out a bit when I am pumpin her guts full of Lead!:D:D:D

[SuperDuty]

For what its worth my wife seems 2 break out a bit when I am pumpin her guts full of Lead!:D:D:D

:D:D LMFAO!!!! :D :D

[sgt_bilko]

I had a gf with severe sunburn on her belly, and when I spunked on it...the irritation was all but gone in the areas she wiped away. Weirdest thing.

SB

[jjgonz]

lmfao tell her to buy more razors...lol

[Chrysler]

I had a gf with severe sunburn on her belly, and when I spunked on it...the irritation was all but gone in the areas she wiped away. Weirdest thing.

SB

There is a great pickup line somewhere in here for springbreakers.

[tpd01883]

Yeah i told her it was BS myself, but she didn't believe me. So I told her you guys were a bunch of doctors...(she's blonde) :)

[The BB Monad]

:D :D :D

This was one of the funniest threads I've ever read! Then there are a lot of portuguese girls running around with it applied topically, specially around summer time when we get in those quickies, orals, handjobs, etc...in the oddest places! :D

[mccollumstacy]

Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.

[zznwhs]

Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.


hahahahahahahahahaha! :D

[SwoleTexasKid]

Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.

Good one! It just may work!:D

[Xardas89]

Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.

... and that's a known and well documented scientific fact, i'm surprised none of you guys knew this :eek:
i think it's a very good protocol to run during cycle (one shot in both places lol:D), especially starting the third week of test;
personally i prefer to run it ED with dosages split am/pm

[musclehead33]

Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.

lmfao i needed a good laugh today.lol

[Alin]

My girlfriend is worried that while i'm on cycle, the testosterone content of my seamen will be high enough that she might absorb an appreciable amount through the mucous membranes in her vagina over a period of time and see virilizing effects. I'm not sure where she read this or i'd post it but perhaps you guys could shed some light.

She has no worries...you could always just wear a condom if she wont beleive you.

[SwoleTexasKid]

She has no worries...you could always just wear a condom if she wont beleive you.

Condoms are for Sailors :D:D:D

[tpd01883]

The whole point of posting here was to avoid having to wear a condom while on cycle...She's already on birth control, plus I'm pretty sure bieng on cycle is gonna drop my sperm count to near nil lol. Anyways she believes me now, i wish i could find out where she heard this kinda crap from.

Probably her friends. She prolly told them I was gonna be juicin and they came up with that crap. She said she read it somewhere though

[lola26]

My girlfriend is worried that while i'm on cycle, the testosterone content of my seamen will be high enough that she might absorb an appreciable amount through the mucous membranes in her vagina over a period of time and see virilizing effects. I'm not sure where she read this or i'd post it but perhaps you guys could shed some light.



your girl never complained when i was crushing it:eek:

[newguy666]

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/history-of-the-world-part-i.jpg

HUMP OR DEATH!!! :D

[SwoleTexasKid]

your girl never complained when i was crushing it:eek:

OOOOoooohhhhhhhh! You got served! :D

[tpd01883]

your girl never complained when i was crushing it:eek:

Thats just b/c she wasn't even sure if it was in yet....

[Xardas89]

Thats just b/c she wasn't even sure if it was in yet....

lol :D:D:D

[ejones9501]

thats what i will tell my wife:D:D:D:D
Tell she has to hold her legs behind her head at the precise time of the wad shot - and she must then keep them there for the length of time it takes you to pop one in her butt - the enzymes in the body counteract the test if an equal amount is deposited into ea. Let her know that if you aren't allowed to deposit in both places, she will grow a dick within a week.

[Hockey265]

Thats just b/c she wasn't even sure if it was in yet....
BURN!!!!! hahaha. good stuff

[SwoleTexasKid]

Thats just b/c she wasn't even sure if it was in yet....

TOU-CHE!:D

[lola26]

Thats just b/c she wasn't even sure if it was in yet....



you should go back through my posts/threads. everyone on a-board knows i have a 8" cock:eek:

[tpd01883]

you should go back through my posts/threads. everyone on a-board knows i have a 8" cock:eek:

Sorry bub, e-penises only count on this board. PS the size of your e-penis is directly related to reps, as I'm told.

[lola26]

???????

man i was just joking around....

[fr8lnr01]

Tell her, the only way to handle it safely is to ingest it. The enzymes in her mouth and stomach will destroy the hormones.

[kevin3987]

Tell her, the only way to handle it safely is to ingest it. The enzymes in her mouth and stomach will destroy the hormones.
This is true :p

[ironfreak703]

best source of protien known to man

[tpd01883]

???????

man i was just joking around....

Me too! Sorry bro~

[SAWADEEKROB]

Actually if she gets extra test inside her body she will become hornier ;) And tell her that she will have stronger and frequent orgasms. That should help you with the cycle!

[Hockey265]

best source of protien known to man
My girlfriend says her nails always seem to grow faster when I'm on cycle. She thinks its because of all the sperm I'm dumping into her. Wouldn't that be a laugh if semen really was the best protein known to man.

[DEADBOLT]

Yeah i told her it was BS myself, but she didn't believe me. So I told her you guys were a bunch of doctors...(she's blonde) :)

Wow she really is blond:D

[Deuce9595]

Want some good cycle advise? Swallow one of my loads every day. You'll get your hormones and your protein fix all in one shot!